Yesterday I learned that single ladies own more crazy than can be contained in one post. Unlucky for the men out there who are looking for love, but lucky for all you readers who are just looking for some laughs. To see the first half of this list of possible indicators of lady-crazy, see my post Secret Weapons to Use in the War Against Crazy: XX Edition, Part I.
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Secret Weapons to use in the War Against Crazy: XX Edition, Part I
Like pregnancy, prevention is the best cure for crazy. Therefore, men, it is important to be vigilant. So get your game face on and look out for the following red flags:
When a Cooties Shot Won’t Cut it
Just because you got your cooties shot doesn’t mean that you’re in the clear. As it turns out, there are a host of other man-specific-ailments that a circle-circle-dot-dot regimen may not be able to prevent. This article hi-lights some of the most common ones.
Exposé of America’s Dating Sites: The Sick, the Twisted, and the Random
The Morally Questionable Oww, my conscience hurts! Marrymesugardaddy.com: Only a true gold-digger would find a way to make a profit off of gold-digging. The women on this site consist of gorgeous 20-something girls whose ample bosoms appear to compensate for their complete lack of morals. Anastasiadate.com: Ever wish finding a significant other was as easy […]
The 10 Commandments of Online Dating
Follow these commandments or I shall smite you. Totally kidding, I hardly ever smite anyone. 1. Thou shalt not ever meet for the first time for more than coffee/drinks (i.e. something that thou could potentially get out of ASAP if thou’s date beith a total creeper). When your potential match.com boyfriend asks you what you want […]
Why Boy Scouting Won’t Earn you a ‘Relationship’ Patch
Alright Girl Scouts, I have sat idly by listening to people tout the merits of “boy scouting” for long enough. For those of you who are new to the realm of dating stalker-style, “boy scouting” is a method of attempting to snag dates by getting all dolled up and then going places where the type […]
GUEST BLOG: The Male Perspective on Why He Hasn’t Called
It’s a story as old as time…you meet a great guy, have a “perfect” first date, and then you never hear from him again. Some girls spend weeks waiting by the phone and agonizing over what possibly could have caused him to forget their 90 minutes of awesomeness. I however, simply don’t have that sort […]
Virgins Don’t Have Sex Swings
It is no secret that virginal women are appealing to men. I think secretly all men wish to be the one that introduces you to the world of sex and teaches you everything you know. The adult entertainment industry has capitalized on this lust for innocence by popularizing school girl outfits, pig tails, and pom-poms […]
Online Dating: The Male Demographic
My extensive online-dating research (i.e. my continual failure to find anyone with boyfriend-potential online) has lead me to reach some interesting conclusions regarding the type of men that you will be most likely to find on these sites. Let’s break it down, shall we? The “Psych!”: As in, “based on my pictures you thought I was […]
Why Splitting the Check can Split you up
Ah, the perfect first date: you have spent an hour or two wining and dining, laughing at each other’s jokes and smiling as you look longingly into one another’s eyes. The conversation flowed effortlessly, the chemistry was undeniable, and as he waves the waiter down for the check you get butterflies as you begin to […]
