Yesterday I learned that single ladies own more crazy than can be contained in one post. Unlucky for the men out there who are looking for love, but lucky for all you readers who are just looking for some laughs. To see the first half of this list of possible indicators of lady-crazy, see my post Secret Weapons to Use in the War Against Crazy: XX Edition, Part I.
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Secret Weapons to use in the War Against Crazy: XX Edition, Part I
Like pregnancy, prevention is the best cure for crazy. Therefore, men, it is important to be vigilant. So get your game face on and look out for the following red flags:
Taking the Mystery out of Romance: How to Tell if He Likes You
There is a certain bash-your-head-against-a-wall charm that accompanies a crush. The frustration of not knowing whether the feeling is mutual and the pain-staking analysis of the signs are enough to test the level-headedness of most women, never mind the added challenge of maintaining the illusion that you couldn’t care less. I have heard many a girlfriend bemoan the tortures of a crush, whining in between bites of Ben & Jerry’s that she simply wished she knew if he felt the same way. Well, for all of you ladies out there dotting your i’s with hearts…your pleas have been answered. By the end of this article you will have a very good idea about whether or not your crush is keeping your misery company.
How to Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself: A Girl’s Guide to Surviving a Crush
A crush is basically the Survivor of romance. It is what separates the strong from the weak; the girls from the women. The only difference is that if you can conquer this ultimate challenge you won’t be left standing alone on an island…you’ll have company.
How To Avoid Dating a Sociopath in 10 Simple Steps
Although anyone who has ever caught a late-night episode of Dexter may disagree with me on this point, the majority of sociopaths aren’t vigilante serial killers. However they are far from harmless and they are more common than you may have thought. Studies indicate that about 1% of the population can be categorized as […]
When a Cooties Shot Won’t Cut it
Just because you got your cooties shot doesn’t mean that you’re in the clear. As it turns out, there are a host of other man-specific-ailments that a circle-circle-dot-dot regimen may not be able to prevent. This article hi-lights some of the most common ones.
Are You a Stage 5 Clinger?
For those of you who haven’t seen Wedding Crashers, a stage 5 clinger is a member of the opposite sex who becomes exceedingly attached to someone in an unreasonably short period of time. You know the type: they want to be in constant contact, they text you “just because” every 5-7 minutes, they start planning the wedding […]
Rebound or Foul Shot?
Contrary to popular belief, the best way to get over one boy is not to get under another one. Rebounding post-break-up is essentially equivalent to taking a handful of Prozac. It may help to make you feel better initially, but it’s a temporary fix at best. Rebounding is a form of procrastination. It’s a distraction that […]
Exposé of America’s Dating Sites: The Sick, the Twisted, and the Random
The Morally Questionable Oww, my conscience hurts! Marrymesugardaddy.com: Only a true gold-digger would find a way to make a profit off of gold-digging. The women on this site consist of gorgeous 20-something girls whose ample bosoms appear to compensate for their complete lack of morals. Anastasiadate.com: Ever wish finding a significant other was as easy […]
The 10 Commandments of Online Dating
Follow these commandments or I shall smite you. Totally kidding, I hardly ever smite anyone. 1. Thou shalt not ever meet for the first time for more than coffee/drinks (i.e. something that thou could potentially get out of ASAP if thou’s date beith a total creeper). When your potential match.com boyfriend asks you what you want […]
