WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHY I WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
I’m like,
WHEN A GUY TRIES TO USE A PICK-UP LINE ON ME
I’m like,
WHEN I MEET A GUY FOR DRINKS AND HE TURNS OUT TO BE A TOTAL LOSER
I’m like,
K bye.
WHEN THE CHECK COMES ON A FIRST DATE
I’m like,
Nope, can’t find it!
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SET ME UP ON A BLIND-DATE
I’m Like,
NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO!
