Christmas Gifts for the Too Cool and Truly Fabulous

1. Fancy as Fuck T-Shirt ($48)

It’s not fancy until I say it’s fucking fancy. Get it here.

2. Gold silverware ($19.99)

Eat with stainless steel? What are we, peasants? Get it here.

3. NOTORIOUS Necklace ($42)

Enough said. Get it here.

4. Pray for my Haters Vegan Leather Clutch ($44)

Get it here.

5. Hangry Sweatpants ($20)

Get me some champagne and Oreos, stat. Get them here.

6. Unicorn Tears Gin Liquor ($60)

Let’s get drunk on Unicorn tears. Maybe we after we can snort fairy dust and get wild with some elves. Get it here.

7. Diamond Ice Mold ($5)

Ice cubes are so BASIC. Get it here.

8. Celfie Shirt ($9.50)

Let’s french. Get it here.

9. Glitterbomb handmade artisan nail polish ($9.50)

SO. MUCH. SPARKLE. Get it here.

10. More Issues than Vogue Print ($5)

Get it here.

11. Glitter is my Favorite Color Bangle ($78)

Accurate. Get it here.

12. Sorry I’m Late tank ($12.99)

Get it here.

13. Brunch Money Clutch ($16)

Get it here for the brunch-o-holic in your life.

14. Turn off your straightener doormat ($33)

You know the girl that needs this. You may be the girl. Get it here.

15. “It’s not you. It’s your eyebrows” T-Shirt ($36)

Pluck, wax and burnnnnn. Get it here.