- Fancy as Fuck T-Shirt ($48)
It’s not fancy until I say it’s fucking fancy. Get it here.
2. Gold silverware ($19.99)
Eat with stainless steel? What are we, peasants? Get it here.
3. NOTORIOUS Necklace ($42)
Enough said. Get it here.
4. Pray for my Haters Vegan Leather Clutch ($44)
5. Hangry Sweatpants ($20)
Get me some champagne and Oreos, stat. Get them here.
6. Unicorn Tears Gin Liquor ($60)
Let’s get drunk on Unicorn tears. Maybe we after we can snort fairy dust and get wild with some elves. Get it here.
7. Diamond Ice Mold ($5)
Ice cubes are so BASIC. Get it here.
8. Celfie Shirt ($9.50)
Let’s french. Get it here.
9. Glitterbomb handmade artisan nail polish ($9.50)
SO. MUCH. SPARKLE. Get it here.
10. More Issues than Vogue Print ($5)
11. Glitter is my Favorite Color Bangle ($78)
Accurate. Get it here.
12. Sorry I’m Late tank ($12.99)
13. Brunch Money Clutch ($16)
Get it here for the brunch-o-holic in your life.
14. Turn off your straightener doormat ($33)
You know the girl that needs this. You may be the girl. Get it here.
15. “It’s not you. It’s your eyebrows” T-Shirt ($36)
Pluck, wax and burnnnnn. Get it here.
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