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Online Dating: The Male Demographic

My extensive online-dating research (i.e. my continual failure to find anyone with boyfriend-potential online) has lead me to reach some interesting conclusions regarding the type of men that you will be most likely to find on these sites. Let’s break it down, shall we? The “Psych!”: As in, “based on my pictures you thought I was […]

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Ode to Monday

  At 6 a.m. it begins with an incessant beep-beep-beep I fumble clumsily for the alarm, eyes still closed because I didn’t get enough sleep I could have gone to bed early; I always say that I will But as the final moments of my weekend slip away, I desperately cling to the thrill How […]

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An Intellectual’s Guide to Surviving a Mindless Job

I would like to dedicate this article to all of my fellow intellectuals who, by no fault of their own, have found themselves trapped in a fluorescent dungeon of boredom, forced to test the limits of their sanity  by relentlessly performing thoughtless and menial tasks for upwards of 40 hours a week. It’s a tough […]

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