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20 Things I learned from the latest James Bond movie, Skyfall
1. It is possible for someone to survive getting shot in the chest during an intense fight on top of a moving train, fall about a thousand feet into the river below, and appear to have drowned. However, it is not necessary to address how.
Fifty Shades of Grey: An unapologetic review of this hot new novel
I can honestly say that this book gave me a lot to think about…like, what the fuck is an inner goddess? Is it still abuse if an orgasm is involved? Has “fifty shades” always been an expression? Is a sex contract legally enforceable? How many people that I know have secret sex dungeons? Is it socially acceptable for me to read this book in public?
Are You a Stage 5 Clinger?
For those of you who haven’t seen Wedding Crashers, a stage 5 clinger is a member of the opposite sex who becomes exceedingly attached to someone in an unreasonably short period of time. You know the type: they want to be in constant contact, they text you “just because” every 5-7 minutes, they start planning the wedding […]
