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You can Keep your Roses: Why I Would Never Compete on ‘The Bachelor’

While it may be entertaining to watch twenty-something scantily clad women with questionable morals and motivations battle it out royale-style in an attempt to win the heart of the thirty-something-year-old single man that ABC has deemed to be desirable to the masses, that is the extent of this show’s value. For those of you who […]

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Marriage is a Luxury and Weddings are a Waste

I’m at that age where all of my former sorority sisters are getting married. This means that every time I log-in to Facebook I am bombarded with an unreasonable amount of wedding-related status updates. It is a very surreal experience seeing the girl that got Eifel-Towered at Theta Chi talk about how it’s only “79 […]

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