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When someone tries to set me up on a blind-date

I’m like,                 NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! 

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When the check comes on a first date

I’m like,                 Nope, Can’t find it!

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Are You a Stage 5 Clinger?

For those of you who haven’t seen Wedding Crashers, a stage 5 clinger is a member of the opposite sex who becomes exceedingly attached to someone in an unreasonably short period of time. You know the type:  they want to be in constant contact, they text you “just because” every 5-7 minutes, they start planning the wedding […]

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When I meet a guy for drinks and he turns out to be a total loser

I’m like,             K bye.

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When a guy tries to use a pick-up line on me

I’m like, These posts are a tribute to the awesome, fellow law student blogger at whatshouldwecallme. Check it out! It’s hilarious, and a great way to procrastinate.

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When someone asks me why I wear sunglasses at night

I’m like,

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Facebook Faux Pas

With technology becoming an increasingly integral part of our everyday lives, sometimes it can be difficult to know where to draw then line when posting on Facebook. However, some people go so far past the line, that it’s more like a dot to them. I have taken the liberty of outlining some Facebook Faux Pas that will […]

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The Ex Factor

This isn’t Hollywood where all decisions to break-up are “mutual” and every separation is “amicable.” This is the digital age, and break-ups are a bitch. A break-up is like the checkered-flag at a NASCAR race that cues the start of an unacknowledged race to be the most “over it.” How is the winner determined? Well, typically […]

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Exposé of America’s Dating Sites: The Sick, the Twisted, and the Random

The Morally Questionable Oww, my conscience hurts! Marrymesugardaddy.com: Only a true gold-digger would find a way to make a profit off of gold-digging. The women on this site consist of gorgeous 20-something girls whose ample bosoms appear to compensate for their complete lack of morals. Anastasiadate.com: Ever wish finding a significant other was as easy […]

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