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Fifty Shades of Grey: An unapologetic review of this hot new novel

I can honestly say that this book gave me a lot to think about…like, what the fuck is an inner goddess? Is it still abuse if an orgasm is involved? Has “fifty shades” always been an expression? Is a sex contract legally enforceable? How many people that I know have secret sex dungeons? Is it socially acceptable for me to read this book in public?

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Taking the Mystery out of Romance: How to Tell if He Likes You

There is a certain bash-your-head-against-a-wall charm that accompanies a crush. The frustration of not knowing whether the feeling is mutual and the pain-staking analysis of the signs are enough to test the level-headedness of most women, never mind the added challenge of maintaining the illusion that you couldn’t care less. I have heard many a girlfriend bemoan the tortures of a crush, whining in between bites of Ben & Jerry’s that she simply wished she knew if he felt the same way. Well, for all of you ladies out there dotting your i’s with hearts…your pleas have been answered. By the end of this article you will have a very good idea about whether or not your crush is keeping your misery company.

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How to Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself: A Girl’s Guide to Surviving a Crush

A crush is basically the Survivor of romance. It is what separates the strong from the weak; the girls from the women. The only difference is that if you can conquer this ultimate challenge you won’t be left standing alone on an island…you’ll have company.

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How To Avoid Dating a Sociopath in 10 Simple Steps

  Although anyone who has ever caught a late-night episode of Dexter may disagree with me on this point, the majority of sociopaths aren’t vigilante serial killers. However they are far from harmless and they are more common than you may have thought. Studies indicate that about 1% of the population can be categorized as […]

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Trying to find a date in law school

#lostcause

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When a Cooties Shot Won’t Cut it

Just because you got your cooties shot doesn’t mean that you’re in the clear. As it turns out, there are a host of other man-specific-ailments that a circle-circle-dot-dot regimen may not be able to prevent. This article hi-lights some of the most common ones.

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Are You a Stage 5 Clinger?

For those of you who haven’t seen Wedding Crashers, a stage 5 clinger is a member of the opposite sex who becomes exceedingly attached to someone in an unreasonably short period of time. You know the type:  they want to be in constant contact, they text you “just because” every 5-7 minutes, they start planning the wedding […]

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The Ex Factor

This isn’t Hollywood where all decisions to break-up are “mutual” and every separation is “amicable.” This is the digital age, and break-ups are a bitch. A break-up is like the checkered-flag at a NASCAR race that cues the start of an unacknowledged race to be the most “over it.” How is the winner determined? Well, typically […]

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Exposé of America’s Dating Sites: The Sick, the Twisted, and the Random

The Morally Questionable Oww, my conscience hurts! Marrymesugardaddy.com: Only a true gold-digger would find a way to make a profit off of gold-digging. The women on this site consist of gorgeous 20-something girls whose ample bosoms appear to compensate for their complete lack of morals. Anastasiadate.com: Ever wish finding a significant other was as easy […]

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