I can honestly say that this book gave me a lot to think about…like, what the fuck is an inner goddess? Is it still abuse if an orgasm is involved? Has “fifty shades” always been an expression? Is a sex contract legally enforceable? How many people that I know have secret sex dungeons? Is it socially acceptable for me to read this book in public?
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When a Cooties Shot Won’t Cut it
Just because you got your cooties shot doesn’t mean that you’re in the clear. As it turns out, there are a host of other man-specific-ailments that a circle-circle-dot-dot regimen may not be able to prevent. This article hi-lights some of the most common ones.
Exposé of America’s Dating Sites: The Sick, the Twisted, and the Random
The Morally Questionable Oww, my conscience hurts! Marrymesugardaddy.com: Only a true gold-digger would find a way to make a profit off of gold-digging. The women on this site consist of gorgeous 20-something girls whose ample bosoms appear to compensate for their complete lack of morals. Anastasiadate.com: Ever wish finding a significant other was as easy […]
The 10 Commandments of Online Dating
Follow these commandments or I shall smite you. Totally kidding, I hardly ever smite anyone. 1. Thou shalt not ever meet for the first time for more than coffee/drinks (i.e. something that thou could potentially get out of ASAP if thou’s date beith a total creeper). When your potential match.com boyfriend asks you what you want […]
GUEST BLOG: The Male Perspective on Why He Hasn’t Called
It’s a story as old as time…you meet a great guy, have a “perfect” first date, and then you never hear from him again. Some girls spend weeks waiting by the phone and agonizing over what possibly could have caused him to forget their 90 minutes of awesomeness. I however, simply don’t have that sort […]
The Physics of Getting Physical
Dear K., One of my guy friends always cracks jokes about us hooking up. Sometimes I just laugh it off and he drops it, but other times he keeps hinting until I have to politely decline. I really like this guy as a friend and I don’t want to push him away, but it’s starting […]
Why I Broke-up with OKCupid
Unfortunately, I cannot take credit for this awesome picture. It was posted online by a very talented 12 year-old. So, girlsdrool99, whoever you are, I thank you. I have found there to be two main criteria that must be met before considering someone a dating prospect: the first is chemistry and the second is compatibility. […]
Online Dating: The Male Demographic
My extensive online-dating research (i.e. my continual failure to find anyone with boyfriend-potential online) has lead me to reach some interesting conclusions regarding the type of men that you will be most likely to find on these sites. Let’s break it down, shall we? The “Psych!”: As in, “based on my pictures you thought I was […]
The Asshole Awards
Today’s goal was to write a post about the horrors of online dating. However, when I signed into my free online dating account and started trolling through some of my suggested matches, inspiration took me in another direction and I decided to let the assholes speak for themselves. I have decided to simply cut and paste […]
How to Ace Foreign Affairs (Cliff’s Notes Version)
I think it’s time to face the cold, hard truth: men with accents are like crack to American girls. Sign me up for some serious detox time because ladies, I’m addicted. They make everything seem better than it actually is and you just can’t seem to get enough of them. They make things that would […]
