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When someone tries to set me up on a blind-date

I’m like,                 NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! 

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Ode to Monday

  At 6 a.m. it begins with an incessant beep-beep-beep I fumble clumsily for the alarm, eyes still closed because I didn’t get enough sleep I could have gone to bed early; I always say that I will But as the final moments of my weekend slip away, I desperately cling to the thrill How […]

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An Intellectual’s Guide to Surviving a Mindless Job

I would like to dedicate this article to all of my fellow intellectuals who, by no fault of their own, have found themselves trapped in a fluorescent dungeon of boredom, forced to test the limits of their sanity  by relentlessly performing thoughtless and menial tasks for upwards of 40 hours a week. It’s a tough […]

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